Free Smells!

Whenever I walk by a Jimmy John's and see the neon "Free Smells" sign, I think about how I want to get that tattooed right on my crotch. 

But then I think about how if I ever wanted to rock the landing strip look, the tat would look real fucked up.  Such a conundrum.

Notes of Someone Crazy or Brilliant?

I was trying to find some notes today to prep for a meeting.  I opened my notebook and found this:

My favorite notes is, "I'm a very visual person- translation: I like porn."  

I know, with notes like this, it's amazing that I'm not the CEO of a company.

The Case is Deep

My father's oncologist is named Case Ketting.   He's a very lovely man.  He is kind, patient and has an excellent bedside manner.  He answers all my questions and always gets back to me in a timely manner...but when I speak to him, the thought in the back of my mind is always, "YOU HAVE THE BEST PORN STAR NAME EVER!"  I mean seriously...CASE KETTING!  This was my gchat:

me:  my dad's oncologist's name is case ketting

great porn star name

 Brent:  deep inside the Case

or Pack the Case Full

 me:  an open or shut case

on someone's case

a case against you

case in point

 Brent:  The Case is Deep

 me:  bingo!

you win

porn title, done.

 

Cancer totally sucks balls but life is funny.